{"product_id":"certified-emotional-support-cabbage-hoodie","title":"Certified Emotional Support Cabbage Hoodie","description":"\u003cscript type=\"application\/ld+json\"\u003e{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@type\":\"FAQPage\",\"mainEntity\":[{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"What does the Certified Emotional Support Cabbage hoodie say?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"The DipaliZ hoodie is printed with Certified Emotional Support Cabbage alongside a botanical cabbage illustration.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"What colors and sizes does it come in?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"This hooded sweatshirt is sold in Blue Aqua, Bone and White, in sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Is this a hoodie or a crewneck?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"It is a pullover hooded sweatshirt. The crewneck version of the emotional support cabbage idea is a separate DipaliZ listing with five colors and a run to 3XL.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Is anything actually certified?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"No. The word certified is part of the joke on the artwork, in the style of a service-animal vest, and carries no official status.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e\u003cp\u003eCertified Emotional Support Cabbage is a hooded pullover sweatshirt from DipaliZ. The hoodie prints the word certified above a botanical cabbage illustration, in the deadpan style of a service-animal vest. It is sold in three colors and in sizes S through 2XL. This hoodie suits plant parents, gardeners and anyone whose sense of humor runs dry rather than loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHooded pullover sweatshirt, no zipper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Blue Aqua, Bone, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBotanical cabbage artwork with a certified emotional support line\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree colors and a run to 2XL are what this listing's own variant options offer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke lives in the word certified. Borrowed from service-animal vests and handed to a leafy vegetable, it does the work that a longer punchline would, so the illustration can stay botanical and calm underneath. Nothing about the layout winks at you, which is what makes it land.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What does the Certified Emotional Support Cabbage hoodie say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The DipaliZ hoodie is printed with Certified Emotional Support Cabbage alongside a botanical cabbage illustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What colors and sizes does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: This hooded sweatshirt is sold in Blue Aqua, Bone and White, in sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this a hoodie or a crewneck?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: It is a pullover hooded sweatshirt. The crewneck version of the emotional support cabbage idea is a separate DipaliZ listing with five colors and a run to 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is anything actually certified?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: No. The word certified is part of the joke on the artwork, in the style of a service-animal vest, and carries no official status.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Wash inside out to keep the hood and the print in shape, and do not iron over the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis design is original DipaliZ artwork. Premium quality, made to order, and ships within USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe DipaliZ promise:\u003c\/strong\u003e for every $20 you spend, we plant a tree. 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