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The design is lettering alone, with no illustration behind it, so it stays readable on every one of the four shades.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis DipaliZ crewneck sweatshirt is lettered with the line I Need Coffee Before I Can People. The sweatshirt is a pullover with a ribbed round neck, offered in four colors, Butter, Espresso, Ivory and Blue Jean, and in sizes S through 3XL. The words sit across the chest as the only artwork, with no illustration behind them. Colors and sizes here are taken from this sweatshirt's own product record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: pullover crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Butter, Espresso, Ivory, Blue Jean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: lettering only, centered on the chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order by DipaliZ\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke is carried entirely by the typesetting. The words are stacked in three short lines so the eye stops on each one, in a rounded sans with slightly loose spacing that makes the phrase read at the pace someone would actually say it before their first cup. The ink shifts per shade, a deep brown on the pale colors and a soft cream on Espresso and Blue Jean, so the line stays legible without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What does the sweatshirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: It reads I Need Coffee Before I Can People, printed across the chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Which colors does this crewneck come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Four shades are offered on this DipaliZ crewneck: Butter, Espresso, Ivory and Blue Jean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What sizes are sold?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Sizes run S through 3XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is the lettering the only artwork?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes. The design is lettering alone, with no illustration behind it, so it stays readable on every one of the four shades.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, and avoid ironing over the lettering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginal DipaliZ artwork, brand new, printed to order and shipped worldwide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe DipaliZ promise:\u003c\/strong\u003e for every $20 you spend, we plant a tree. 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