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Unscented is one of the nine scent choices, which makes the candle workable as a desk object for people sensitive to fragrance.\"}},{\"@type\":\"Question\",\"name\":\"Is the artwork on the glass or on a label?\",\"acceptedAnswer\":{\"@type\":\"Answer\",\"text\":\"The retro wavy lettering is carried on the candle's label, wrapping the glass jar.\"}}]}\u003c\/script\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe My Brain Has Left The Chat Candle is a 9 oz soy wax candle in a glass jar from DipaliZ. The label carries the phrase in retro wavy lettering, in the same pastel treatment as the rest of this design range. Nine scent choices are offered, including an unscented option. This candle suits a desk, a bedside table or a gift for a friend who is running on fumes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWax: soy wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContainer: glass jar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 9 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, Unscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro wavy lettering on the label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe scent list and the 9 oz size are read straight from this listing's own variant options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe story behind this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA candle is an odd place for a joke about checking out mentally, and that is exactly why it works here. The retro wavy type says the quiet part out loud while the object itself does the opposite job, sitting there warm and steady. The pastel label keeps the tone light rather than bleak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What size is the My Brain Has Left The Chat candle?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: The DipaliZ candle is a 9 oz soy wax candle in a glass jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Which scents can I choose?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Nine options are offered: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt and Orchid, White Sage and Lavender, Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream and Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit, and Unscented.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is there an unscented option?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA: Yes. 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