Certified Emotional Support Cabbage Hoodie
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About This Item
Certified Emotional Support Cabbage is a hooded pullover sweatshirt from DipaliZ. The hoodie prints the word certified above a botanical cabbage illustration, in the deadpan style of a service-animal vest. It is sold in three colors and in sizes S through 2XL. This hoodie suits plant parents, gardeners and anyone whose sense of humor runs dry rather than loud.
Product details
- Hooded pullover sweatshirt, no zipper
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Colors: Blue Aqua, Bone, White
- Botanical cabbage artwork with a certified emotional support line
- Three colors and a run to 2XL are what this listing's own variant options offer.
The story behind this design
The joke lives in the word certified. Borrowed from service-animal vests and handed to a leafy vegetable, it does the work that a longer punchline would, so the illustration can stay botanical and calm underneath. Nothing about the layout winks at you, which is what makes it land.
Frequently asked questions
Q: What does the Certified Emotional Support Cabbage hoodie say?
A: The DipaliZ hoodie is printed with Certified Emotional Support Cabbage alongside a botanical cabbage illustration.
Q: What colors and sizes does it come in?
A: This hooded sweatshirt is sold in Blue Aqua, Bone and White, in sizes S, M, L, XL and 2XL.
Q: Is this a hoodie or a crewneck?
A: It is a pullover hooded sweatshirt. The crewneck version of the emotional support cabbage idea is a separate DipaliZ listing with five colors and a run to 3XL.
Q: Is anything actually certified?
A: No. The word certified is part of the joke on the artwork, in the style of a service-animal vest, and carries no official status.
Care
Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low. Wash inside out to keep the hood and the print in shape, and do not iron over the artwork.
This design is original DipaliZ artwork. Premium quality, made to order, and ships within USA.
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