DipaliZ Legal Lovers Ultra Cotton Tee Premium Material
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Shipping & Returns
Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.
Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.
Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy
Goes well with
I Speak Fluent Legalese
About This Item
This DipaliZ legal-humour tee is a unisex ultra cotton t-shirt in 100% cotton with a heavyweight classic fit. The print reads I speak fluent legalise, claiming a second language most people cannot follow. The shirt is made in sizes S to 5XL in light blue, sand or white. Paralegals, contract reviewers and anyone who has read a terms page all the way through will claim it.
Product details
- Fabric: 100% cotton, heavyweight ultra cotton knit
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Colors: light blue, sand, white
- Neckline and fit: crew neck, regular classic fit
- Print method: direct-to-garment printing of original DipaliZ artwork
The story behind this design
The joke is about impenetrable language, so the setting makes the phrase slightly harder to read than it needs to be: a dense serif, tight leading, and the last word stretched across the full width. There is a deliberate visual pun in the spacing, which crowds exactly the way a contract clause does. One ink on pale grounds keeps it looking printed rather than designed.
Frequently asked questions
Q: What does this legal tee say?
A: The print reads I speak fluent legalise.
Q: What colors and sizes are made?
A: Light blue, sand and white are made, in sizes S to 5XL.
Q: What is the tee made from?
A: The tee is 100% cotton in a heavyweight ultra cotton knit.
Q: How does this differ from the other DipaliZ lawyer tees?
A: The shirt is the same heavyweight ultra cotton. This listing carries the fluent legalise joke; the others carry Keep calm and lawyer up, Future Lawyer and In pursuit of justice.
Care
Machine wash cold with like colors, inside out. Tumble dry low. The fabric, sizes and colors here come from this listing's variant options and material field.
Original DipaliZ artwork. Brand new, made to order by print-on-demand, and shipped within the USA.
The DipaliZ promise: Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan’s Au Sable State Forest.
Meet the maker
DipaliZ is the shop of Dipali, a self-taught photographer and designer in Michigan, made to share her designs and art. Every piece is printed to order in the USA, and every $20 you spend plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.
- Designed in Michigan
- Printed to order in the USA
- 30-day returns
