DipaliZ Sarcasm Science Unisex Tee Ring-spun Cotton

The DipaliZ I Use Sarcasm Periodically Tee is a unisex t-shirt cut from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The design turns the phrase into a periodic table joke, part of the DipaliZ Science Collection. Three heather colourways are offered — Black Heather, Heather Deep Teal and Heather True Royal — in five sizes from S to 2XL. This t-shirt suits chemistry students, teachers and anyone whose sense of humour runs dry. The fabric, colourways and size range described below are read from this listing's own material record and variant options.

Product details

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Colourways: Black Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal
• Sizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Unisex cut
• Periodic table pun from the DipaliZ Science Collection
• Printed to order

The story behind this design

Heather fabric scatters a printed colour slightly, which is why DipaliZ kept this design to clean shapes and a single ink weight — fine hairlines would disappear into the fleck. The dark teal and royal grounds give the type a lit-from-within quality that the pale shirts in this collection cannot manage, so the same joke lands with a different tone.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What is the DipaliZ I Use Sarcasm Periodically Tee made from?
A: The DipaliZ I Use Sarcasm Periodically Tee is made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Q: What colours does this t-shirt come in?
A: Three heather colourways are offered: Black Heather, Heather Deep Teal and Heather True Royal.

Q: What sizes are available?
A: Five unisex sizes are available, from S through 2XL.

Q: Is this the same design as the Elements of Irony tee?
A: No. Both belong to the DipaliZ Science Collection, but this shirt uses the phrase I use sarcasm periodically and is printed on dark heather colourways.

Q: Is the t-shirt new?
A: Yes. Every DipaliZ t-shirt is brand new and printed to order.

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not iron directly over the print
• Do not bleach and do not dry clean

Original artwork by DipaliZ. Brand new, printed on demand when you order, and shipped worldwide.

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