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DipaliZ i Talk to Myself Short Sleeve Tee Soft Cotton

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Material 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Design / Pattern I Talk to Myself
Color: Black
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  • Printed for you
    in 1–3 business days
  • Ships within the USA
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  • 30-day returns
    Return policy
  • Plants trees
    in Michigan
  • Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

Shipping & Returns

Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.

Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.

Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy

About This Item

The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee is a unisex short sleeve jersey t-shirt made of 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee prints the line "I talk to myself because I need expert advice" across the chest in clean type. The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee has a ribbed crew neck, a regular fit, and comes in black or white from S through 3XL. This tee suits people who deliver their jokes deadpan and anyone shopping for a sarcastic friend or colleague.

Product details

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
  • Neckline: ribbed crew neck
  • Fit: unisex regular fit
  • Sleeve: short sleeve
  • Sizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Colors offered: Black, White
  • Print method: direct-to-garment (DTG) print

The story behind this design

The whole design is text, arranged so the punchline lands on its own line after a straight-faced setup. There is no illustration and no color beyond the single ink used, which is exactly the point: the joke works because the shirt looks entirely serious. On black the type reads bright and confident, and on white it reads like a printed memo.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What does the DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee say?
A: The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee reads I talk to myself because I need expert advice.

Q: What sizes does the DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee come in?
A: The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee is offered in S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.

Q: What colors does the DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee come in?
A: The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee is offered in black and white.

Q: What is the DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee made of?
A: The DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee is made of 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton.

Care

Machine wash the DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee cold and inside out, then tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

This is original DipaliZ artwork, printed to order. Every DipaliZ I Talk to Myself tee is brand new, made print-on-demand when you order, and ships within the USA.

The DipaliZ promise: Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan’s Au Sable State Forest.

Dipali, founder of DipaliZ

Meet the maker

Designed by Dipali in Michigan

DipaliZ is the shop of Dipali, a self-taught photographer and designer in Michigan, made to share her designs and art. Every piece is printed to order in the USA, and every $20 you spend plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

  • Designed in Michigan
  • Printed to order in the USA
  • 30-day returns
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