God Sent Me a Sloth Tee

Close-up of the illustrated sloth and lettering on this tee

DipaliZ God Sent me a Sloth graphic tee in Asphalt

Unisex jersey short sleeve sloth tee in Military Green

DipaliZ sloth tee shown in Heather Deep Teal

Airlume combed ringspun cotton sloth graphic tee, black

God Sent me a Sloth tee folded to show fabric texture

DTG printed sloth humour design on a DipaliZ short sleeve tee

DipaliZ sloth tee available in four earthy colorways

Soft Cotton T-shirt God Sent me a Sloth Tee - Dipaliz - T-shirts - 3xl

About This Item

The DipaliZ God Sent me a Sloth T-shirt is a unisex graphic tee printed with the original line "I Asked God for a True Friend, So He Sent Me a Sloth" beside an illustrated sloth. This tee is made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton with a crew neck and a regular fit. The graphic is applied using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing on a short-sleeve jersey tee. It suits sloth fans looking for a tongue-in-cheek line about friendship.

Product details

Material: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton
Fit: crew neck, regular fit, short sleeve, direct-to-garment (DTG) print
Style: Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL
Colors: Asphalt, Black, Heather Deep Teal and Military Green

The story behind this design

The design turns a familiar prayer-for-a-friend joke into a sloth punchline, pairing the line "I Asked God for a True Friend, So He Sent Me a Sloth" with a single illustrated sloth. It leans on dry humour rather than bright color, which is why the tee is offered in muted, earthy shades. The result is a wearable in-joke for anyone who already loves sloths.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What is the DipaliZ God Sent me a Sloth T-shirt made from?
A: The DipaliZ God Sent me a Sloth T-shirt is made from 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton.

Q: What sizes are available for this sloth tee?
A: This sloth tee is available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.

Q: What colors does this tee come in?
A: This tee is offered in Asphalt, Black, Heather Deep Teal and Military Green.

Q: What does the graphic on this shirt say?
A: The graphic reads "I Asked God for a True Friend, So He Sent Me a Sloth" beside an original illustrated sloth.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Do not dry clean

This sloth tee carries original DipaliZ artwork, is brand new, is made to order as a print-on-demand piece, and ships within the USA.

The DipaliZ promise: Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan’s Au Sable State Forest.

Printed to order in 1–3 business days · Ships within the USA · 30-day returns

Meet the maker

DipaliZ is the shop of Dipali, a self-taught photographer and designer in Michigan, made to share her designs and art. Every piece is printed to order in the USA, and every $20 you spend plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.