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DipaliZ Lawyer Funny Nutrition Facts Shirt Cotton Gift

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Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.

Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.

Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy

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Lawyer Nutrition Facts

About This Item

The DipaliZ Lawyer Nutrition Facts tee is a garment-dyed unisex shirt printed with a mock nutrition panel about the legal profession. Billable hours stand in for a serving size, and caffeine sits high on the list. Four colors are offered, White, Bay, Ivory and Blossom, in sizes S through 3XL. Colors and sizes come from this listing's own options.

Product details

  • Garment-dyed unisex t-shirt
  • Colors: White, Bay, Ivory and Blossom
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL
  • Original DipaliZ artwork, printed to order

The story behind this design

This panel is written in the register lawyers actually live in: billable hours as the serving size, caffeine high, patience for nonsense at zero. The joke is the format: a nutrition panel is the most boring piece of typography in a supermarket, and filling one in with a person instead of a cereal is what makes it land. It reads as something a colleague would give rather than a novelty-shop joke.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What does the design show?
A: A mock nutrition-facts panel written about lawyers, with billable hours standing in for a serving size and caffeine high on the list.

Q: What colors and sizes are offered?
A: Four colors, White, Bay, Ivory and Blossom, in sizes S through 3XL.

Q: How does this differ from the other DipaliZ Nutrition Facts tees?
A: The wording is specific to the profession. This is the Lawyer panel; the Chef, Nurse, Doctor and Mom versions each list their own ingredients.

Q: Who is this shirt for?
A: It suits lawyers, law students and paralegals, and it works as a bar-exam or law-school graduation gift.

Care

Wash the shirt cold, inside out, with similar colors and tumble dry on low. Do not bleach. Turning it inside out is what protects the print, which is the part of a graphic tee that wears first. Press on the reverse if needed and keep the iron off the design.

Original DipaliZ artwork on a brand new item, printed to order and shipped within the usa.

The DipaliZ promise: Every order above $20 plants 1 tree & removes 1 plastic bottle through Arbor Day Foundation reforestation programs in Au Sable State Forest, Michigan.

Dipali, founder of DipaliZ

Meet the maker

DipaliZ is the shop of Dipali, a self-taught photographer and designer in Michigan, made to share her designs and art. Every piece is printed to order in the USA, and every $20 you spend plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

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