DipaliZ Math Watermelon t Shirt Heavyweight Cotton
Shipping calculated at checkout
Shipping & Returns
Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.
Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.
Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy
Goes well with
About This Item
A classroom word problem is the joke on this DipaliZ tee, which reads Math: the only place where you buy 0 watermelons and nobody asks why. The tee is a unisex cut and is offered in White, Chambray and Ivory. Sizes run from S through 3XL. The design is written for math teachers, tutors and anyone who has met an absurd homework question.
Product details
- Garment: unisex short-sleeve graphic T-shirt
- Colors: White, Chambray, Ivory
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Design: lettered word-problem joke with a sliced watermelon illustration
- Print: original DipaliZ artwork, printed to order on the front
- The colors and sizes listed here come from this product's own options.
The story behind this design
A single watermelon wedge anchors the design, drawn flat with its rind as one green band and its seeds as six short dashes. The text wraps around the fruit in three stacked lines, with the zero set as the only numeral so it lands as the punchline. Pink, rind green and a dark ink keep the palette to three colors, which is what stops a long sentence from turning into visual noise.
Frequently asked questions
Q: What does this DipaliZ watermelon tee say?
A: It reads Math: the only place where you buy 0 watermelons and nobody asks why.
Q: Which colors and sizes are offered?
A: The tee comes in White, Chambray and Ivory, in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.
Q: Is the watermelon a drawing or a photograph?
A: It is a flat illustration, drawn with one green rind band and six seed dashes.
Q: Would a student get the joke?
A: Yes. The joke is about the strange quantities that appear in homework questions, which is familiar to anyone who has worked through a word problem.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the printed area, and skip the bleach.
Original DipaliZ artwork on a brand new tee, printed to order and shipped worldwide.
The DipaliZ promise: for every $20 you spend, we plant a tree. DipaliZ offsets carbon emissions through verified reforestation programs, so your art purchase supports a healthier planet.
