DipaliZ Sarcasm Loading Tee Vintage Garment-dyed Cotton

The DipaliZ Sarcasm Loading tee prints a half-filled progress bar on the chest with the caption Sarcasm Loading, Please Wait. The shirt is offered in four soft colors, White, Chambray, Blossom and Ivory, and in six sizes from S to 3XL. The graphic is a front print, centered. It is a flat-delivery joke for people whose comebacks arrive about a second late.

Product details

• Unisex short-sleeve graphic T-shirt
• Colors: White, Chambray, Blossom, Ivory
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Centered front print; plain back
• Colors and sizes above come from this listing's own options

The story behind this design

The design is deliberately plain: a rectangular loading bar, a block of fill, a thin outline and a caption in a clean monospace face. The joke depends on restraint, so there is no illustration and no color beyond the bar itself. Read from across a room it looks like a software screenshot, which is exactly the deadpan the phrase needs.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What does the graphic on the Sarcasm Loading tee show?
A: It shows a progress bar part way through loading, captioned with the words Sarcasm Loading, Please Wait.

Q: Which colors and sizes are available?
A: Four colors are offered, White, Chambray, Blossom and Ivory, each in six sizes from S to 3XL.

Q: Is this the same shirt as the Wait What shrug tee?
A: No. They are separate listings with different artwork: this one prints a loading bar, while the shrug tee prints a shrugging figure and the words Wait, What.

Q: Is the tee brand new?
A: Yes. The shirt is brand new and printed to order by DipaliZ.

Care

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and keep the iron off the printed area.

Original DipaliZ artwork on a brand new tee, printed on demand and shipped worldwide.

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