Coffee Sweatshirt - "I Need Coffee Before I Can People" Lightweight Crewneck

This DipaliZ crewneck sweatshirt is lettered with the line I Need Coffee Before I Can People. The sweatshirt is a pullover with a ribbed round neck, offered in four colors, Butter, Espresso, Ivory and Blue Jean, and in sizes S through 3XL. The words sit across the chest as the only artwork, with no illustration behind them. Colors and sizes here are taken from this sweatshirt's own product record.

Product details

• Style: pullover crewneck sweatshirt
• Colors: Butter, Espresso, Ivory, Blue Jean
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Print: lettering only, centered on the chest
• Printed to order by DipaliZ

The story behind this design

The joke is carried entirely by the typesetting. The words are stacked in three short lines so the eye stops on each one, in a rounded sans with slightly loose spacing that makes the phrase read at the pace someone would actually say it before their first cup. The ink shifts per shade, a deep brown on the pale colors and a soft cream on Espresso and Blue Jean, so the line stays legible without shouting.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What does the sweatshirt say?
A: It reads I Need Coffee Before I Can People, printed across the chest.

Q: Which colors does this crewneck come in?
A: Four shades are offered on this DipaliZ crewneck: Butter, Espresso, Ivory and Blue Jean.

Q: What sizes are sold?
A: Sizes run S through 3XL.

Q: Is the lettering the only artwork?
A: Yes. The design is lettering alone, with no illustration behind it, so it stays readable on every one of the four shades.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach, and avoid ironing over the lettering.

Original DipaliZ artwork, brand new, printed to order and shipped worldwide.

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