DipaliZ Fresh Butt Nuggets Farm T-shirt Triblend Tee
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About This Item
The DipaliZ Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Tee is a unisex triblend t-shirt made from 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring-spun cotton and 25% rayon. The front carries original DipaliZ lettering for a backyard-chicken joke about where eggs actually come from. The shirt runs S to 2XL and is offered in seven heathered triblend colours. It is bought by people who keep hens, sell eggs at the gate, and have made this joke themselves at least once.
Product details
- Material: 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fit: unisex triblend tee
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Colours: Black Heather, Green, Orange, Red, True Royal, Yellow Gold and Navy TriBlend
- Print method: direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Made to order, printed after you buy
The triblend composition quoted above is the exact value stored on this product's material record, and the seven colours are its actual variant options.
The story behind this design
The joke only works if the lettering is played completely straight, so it is drawn like a roadside farm sign - blocky, weathered, the sort of thing painted on plywood and propped at the end of a driveway. No cartoon hen, no egg illustration; adding one would explain the punchline and kill it. The heathered triblend grounds help, because they make the shirt look already worn-in rather than freshly merchandised.
Frequently asked questions
Q: What does Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets mean?
A: It is a backyard-chicken joke about eggs. The DipaliZ Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Tee carries the phrase as original hand-drawn lettering.
Q: What is a triblend tee made from?
A: This triblend is 50% polyester, 25% combed and ring-spun cotton and 25% rayon, a mix that gives the fabric its drape and heathered look.
Q: What colours does this farm tee come in?
A: Seven: Black Heather, Green TriBlend, Orange TriBlend, Red TriBlend, True Royal TriBlend, Yellow Gold TriBlend and Navy TriBlend.
Q: What sizes are available?
A: The Farm Fresh Butt Nuggets Tee is offered in S, M, L, XL and 2XL.
Q: Why do triblend shirts look faded?
A: The three fibres take dye differently, so the colour reads as a soft heather rather than a flat block. That is the fabric behaving normally, not a fault.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the printed area. Do not bleach or dry clean.
Original artwork by DipaliZ. Brand new, printed on demand once you order, and shipped worldwide.
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