What sizes do you offer?

We offer a wide range of sizes to ensure everyone can find their perfect fit! Our standard sizes include XS, S, M, L, XL, and XXL. For some products, we also offer extended sizes. You can check the size chart on each product page for specific measurements and ensure you choose the right size for you. 😊

What material are the t-shirts made from?

Most of our t-shirts are crafted from 100% organic cotton, ensuring maximum comfort while promoting sustainability. This means you get soft, breathable fabric that's gentle on your skin and better for the environment. On top of that, the organic cotton is durable, making your t-shirt last longer through numerous wears and washes. For a different style, we offer all-over print t-shirts made of polyester, providing vibrant and lasting prints for those who love a pop of color in their wardrobe. So, whether you prefer the natural, sustainable feel of organic cotton or the bold, lively designs of polyester, we’ve got something for everyone.

How should I care for my DipaliZ t-shirt?

Caring for your DipaliZ t-shirt is simple and helps keep it looking great: Wash Cold: Turn your t-shirt inside out and wash in cold water with similar colors to prevent fading and maintain the print quality. Gentle Cycle: Use a gentle cycle to avoid excessive agitation, which can cause wear and tear. Mild Detergent: Opt for a mild detergent to preserve the fabric's integrity and color. Avoid Bleach: Steer clear of bleach or any harsh chemicals that could damage the material and design. Air Dry: For the best results, air dry your t-shirt. If using a dryer, choose a low heat setting to avoid shrinking. Ironing: If needed, iron your t-shirt inside out on a low heat setting. Avoid ironing directly over the print. With these care tips, your DipaliZ t-shirt will stay comfy and stylish for a long time!

Can I return or exchange a t-shirt if it doesn’t fit?

Absolutely! We offer a hassle-free 30-day return and exchange policy. If for any reason you're not satisfied with your purchase, you can return or exchange it within 30 days. Just make sure the t-shirt is unworn, unwashed, and in its original condition with all tags intact. Once we receive the item, we’ll process your request promptly, so you can shop with confidence. Your satisfaction is our priority.

Are there any special care instructions for printed designs?

Yes, caring for DipaliZ printed designs requires some special attention to keep them looking fresh: Turn Inside Out: Always wash your t-shirt inside out to protect the printed design from rubbing and fading. Use Cold Water: Wash with cold water to maintain the color and vibrancy of the print. Gentle Cycle: Opt for a gentle cycle to reduce wear and tear on the fabric and print. Mild Detergent: Use a mild detergent free from bleach to prevent any damage to the design. Avoid High Heat: Skip the dryer or use a low heat setting. High heat can cause the print to crack or peel over time. Skip the Iron: If ironing is necessary, make sure to iron the t-shirt inside out and avoid direct contact with the printed area. With these steps, your DipaliZ printed designs will stay sharp and stylish for many wears to come!

Do you offer custom t-shirt designs?

Currently, we don't provide custom design services. However, we pride ourselves on offering a diverse range of styles to suit various tastes and preferences. Whether you're looking for classic staples, trendy pieces, or unique patterns, our collection has something for everyone. Explore our selection, and we're confident you'll find designs that resonate with your style.

Three-line typographic joke printed direct-to-garment on a DipaliZ unisex cotton T-shirt

DipaliZ funny tee reading my wife knows everything, 100% ring-spun US cotton softstyle

DipaliZ humour tee in White, Natural, Sand, Black and Military Green, sizes S to 3XL

Search engine joke lettering by DipaliZ on a softstyle ring-spun cotton crew neck

DipaliZ husband gift tee, regular unisex fit in 100% ring-spun US cotton

Single-ink typographic design from DipaliZ on a lightweight softstyle cotton tee

DipaliZ novelty T-shirt for Father's Day and birthdays, crew neck cotton softstyle

Centred punchline typography on a DipaliZ unisex ring-spun cotton short-sleeve tee

Humorous Soft Unisex Tee Premium Ring-spun Cotton - Dipaliz - T-shirts

DipaliZ Humorous Soft Unisex Tee Premium Ring-spun Cotton

Sale price $17.12

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Color: White

White

Natural

Sand

Size

2XL

3XL

Quantity

Order by Fri, Dec 11 for Christmas delivery

Printed for you
in 1–3 business days
Ships within the USA
Exact cost at checkout
30-day returns
Return policy
Plants trees
in Michigan
Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

Shipping & Returns

Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.

Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.

Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy

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My Wife Knows Everything

About This Item

This DipaliZ tee is a unisex softstyle cotton T-shirt printed with a one-line joke: I do not need a search engine, my wife knows everything. The shirt is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton, which is spun to a finer, smoother yarn than open-end cotton and gives the lighter softstyle handfeel. The lettering is set large and centred so the line reads across a room. The shirt is bought most often as a gift for a husband, and it lands well at birthdays, Father's Day and anniversaries.

Product details

Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton
Style: unisex softstyle T-shirt
Neckline: crew neck
Fit: regular, unisex sizing
Sizes offered: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Colors offered: White, Natural, Sand, Black, Military Green
Print method: direct-to-garment (DTG)

The fabric above is the material recorded against this product, and the size and color lists are the options you can actually select on this page.

The story behind this design

The design is built as a single block of typography with no illustration at all, because the joke only works if it is read in one pass. The line is broken across three rows so that my wife knows everything sits on its own and lands as the punchline. The palette is a single ink color chosen to sit quietly on both the pale naturals and the darker greens, which is why the shirt is offered across that spread rather than in one color.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What does this DipaliZ funny tee say?
A: The tee reads: I do not need a search engine, my wife knows everything.

Q: What fabric is this softstyle tee made from?
A: This DipaliZ softstyle tee is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton.

Q: Which garment colors can I choose?
A: The tee is offered in White, Natural, Sand, Black and Military Green.

Q: What sizes does it come in?
A: Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL are available, in a regular unisex fit.

Q: Would this work as a husband or Father's Day gift?
A: Yes. The joke is aimed squarely at a married man, which makes it a common pick for birthdays, Father's Day and anniversaries.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the printed area.

Original artwork by DipaliZ. Brand new, printed on demand once you order, and shipped within the usa.

The DipaliZ promise: Every order above $20 plants 1 tree & removes 1 plastic bottle through Arbor Day Foundation reforestation programs in Au Sable State Forest, Michigan.

Printed to order in 1–3 business days · Ships within the USA · 30-day returns

Meet the maker

A one-woman shop in Michigan

DipaliZ is run by Dipali, a photographer and designer in Michigan. Every piece is printed to order for you in the USA. Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

Designed in Michigan
Printed to order in the USA
30-day returns

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