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DipaliZ Sarcastic Periodically Sweatshirt Cotton Gift

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Color: Blue Spruce
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  • 30-day returns
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  • Every $20 you spend at DipaliZ plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

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Printing: Made to order in 1–3 business days.

Shipping: Ships within the USA. Shipping cost is calculated from your address at checkout.

Returns: Returns accepted within 30 days. Orders go to print right away, so they can't be canceled once placed. Read the return policy

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Sarcasm Periodically

About This Item

 

The DipaliZ Sarcastic Periodically Sweatshirt is a unisex crewneck sweatshirt offered in six sizes, S through 3XL, in Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper and True Navy. The front treats sarcasm as something used periodically, a pun that lands hardest on anyone who has studied a periodic table. The colorways are all muted, so the shirt reads as everyday wear rather than novelty. This sweatshirt suits gifting to a friend with a dry sense of humor.

Product details

  • Unisex crewneck sweatshirt
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
  • Colors: Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper, True Navy
  • Original DipaliZ sarcasm artwork, printed to order
  • Brand new and shipped within the USA

The sizes and colors above are the options this sweatshirt's own listing offers.

The story behind this design

The best version of this joke is the quietest one, so the type here is set small and centered with no supporting graphic at all. On Blue Spruce and True Navy it almost disappears at a distance, which is exactly the intended effect: the wearer knows, and anyone standing close enough to read it has opted in. Pepper is the warmest of the four grounds.

Frequently asked questions

Q: What colors is this DipaliZ sweatshirt offered in?
A: Blue Spruce, Denim, Pepper and True Navy.

Q: What sizes are available?
A: S, M, L, XL, 2XL and 3XL.

Q: What is the joke?
A: Sarcasm treated as something used periodically, a pun that only fully lands if you have seen a periodic table.

Q: How is this different from the DipaliZ periodic table sweatshirt?
A: Both are crewnecks in six sizes with muted colorways. This one offers Blue Spruce; the periodic table sweatshirt offers Blue Jean and prints the chart out in full.

Care

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low. Deeper grounds keep their depth best washed separately at first and dried away from strong sun.

Original DipaliZ artwork, brand new, printed to order and shipped within the USA.

The DipaliZ promise: Every order above $20 plants 1 tree & removes 1 plastic bottle through Arbor Day Foundation reforestation programs in Au Sable State Forest, Michigan.

Dipali, founder of DipaliZ

Meet the maker

DipaliZ is the shop of Dipali, a self-taught photographer and designer in Michigan, made to share her designs and art. Every piece is printed to order in the USA, and every $20 you spend plants a tree in Michigan's Au Sable State Forest.

  • Designed in Michigan
  • Printed to order in the USA
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